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Pump, Pump, Pump It Up!

Published June 20, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Turning up the volume on your penis size

I have been really intrigued about penis pumping for years. I even went to a few gay pride festivals and saw, with my own eyes, just what penis pumping, twisting, pulling and piercing can do – and I love it! I really think that aesthetically it generally looks really good.

penis strectch | jizzroulette penis piercing | jizzroulette

I can already hear some angry small penis bearers getting their panties in a bunch because I openly like the idea of penis pumping, but here’s the truth – I have a small to average size package myself. So believe me, I know that I am able to stun even the most sceptical with my average size because what I lack in size I make up for in quality sex techniques. But still, that doesn’t change the way I feel about looking at a big, beautiful package.

The way I see it, until the popularization of penis pumps, women and cross-dressers got to have all the fun. I mean they could alter their looks and make themselves look even more attractive by wearing makeup and high heels to enhance their natural beauty. Penis pumps give us guys a chance to do something fun and dress up our penis a bit, and that’s cool.

I’ve been looking for some info to get started in my penis enlarging efforts using a pump. I don’t personally know that many reliable sources that I could go to about this. As weird as this is going to sound it’s somehow easier to write about this stuff and share it with you guys rather than asking my buddies, “Hey, have you ever used a penis pump?”

I asked one acquaintance of mine but he took it as an insult. He fell over himself explaining that he didn’t need it and that he’s always been well hung without any help. Okay buddy, thanks for the help!

This is why I’m going to share what I’ve learned with you good people. I’m planning to start using the pump this weekend as a little sexy surprise treat to turn up the heat for my partner’s birthday. When he opens his gift and then my bigger gift I want him to be stunned by the size and beauty of my cock (and yes I will probably play Joe Budden’s “Pump It Up”, lol!).

Step 1: So, for starters I thought that I would only need a penis pump, but it turns out that there are several materials to get started. Here’s the quick list: penis pump, cock rings and lube (either water based or oil). In regards to the lube if the pumping is being done in a waterless place then water based is best. If however the pumping is done in the shower or some other wet environment, then the lube used should be oil based. For other helpful hints I would check out this guy’s blog that helped me a lot.

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Step 2: Take pictures or measurements before starting to document your growth and see if the pump is working. Apparently if done right, penis pumping actually feels great – double bonus!

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Step 3: Start using your pump about 3 weeks in advance of that date that you want to see results. The information varies for each product, but to me one week sounds unrealistic and if I average out amongst several pumps I would say anyone can see results in 3 weeks. When you start, you have to be dedicated and pump every day. Like I said, I read that if you’re doing it right, it should feel great!

Step 4: Don’t be overly ambitious. If you checked out that dude’s blog I mentioned earlier, there can be some painful side effects of being an overly ambitious pumper. Use lots of lube cause you’ve got to pamper your main man, and pump it up twice a day, aiming for growth of about a .25 inch every 2-3 weeks.

Step 5: If you’re pumping for a special occasion, lube up, pump it and lock it with a cock ring. A cock ring can work wonders by slowing the blood flow back to the rest of your body, and keeping the intensity where it needs to be: in the mighty sword.

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I’m hoping to find a cock ring that has a little bowtie on it and a matching miniature top hat for my guy’s b-day (it’s kind of an inside joke between us two). I don’t know why but somehow laughter is a big turn on with us – good match I guess! So, that’s pretty much, in a nut shell, exactly the steps I plan on following to prepare for the epic b-day surprise. Wish me luck!

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Just the Right fit

Published June 18, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Getting the best protection for anal sex

As a sex experimentalist, I always keep my eyes open for new gadgets and toys. So as usual, today I was doing some research into the different contraceptives available and came across this article. This means that soon there’s going to be even options available – yay!

condom flowers field



I can’t tell which came first, the Bill Gates Foundation Grant, or Origami Condoms. In any case, this company has some pretty interesting ideas, even if at first I was apprehensive about their name (I was kind of scared at first when I thought of an erect penis being folded up into different shapes) but as I read about the company I realized that the name suits it well. They call themselves Origami Condoms because their condoms (right, not the penis – I guess I had a blond moment!) fold up. When you take these re-designed beauties out from their packages they actually fold out accordion-style. Wow, that sounds like music to my ears!


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I have to say that I’ve been using condoms for years, and every single condom that I’ve ever opened be it latex, lambskin, flavoured, ultra-thin, tingly, prickly- whatever the condom, I’m always disappointed that I have to roll that thing out – it’s like putting on tight swim cap! Oh, and God forbid that you start putting it on the wrong direction! It is, what can only be described as, a Pain!


condoms strings

Secondly, I was impressed by its bold statement of having the world’s first anal condom (insert heavenly singing here!). I have to tell you about this so you can fully understand my issue with not having ever used an anal condom. So, my partner and I really enjoy anal sex but we really struggled using condoms in the beginning. When I said earlier that I’ve tried them all, I really wasn’t joking. I left no rubber uncovered in my search for the right condom and while I managed to find something that suited us better… I’m still open to finding an upgrade.

colorized condoms

Everyone knows that with anal sex lots of lube goes a long way, so I started out with the extra lubed condoms, which frankly were really good at slipping off – thanks a lot for the protection, lame-ass condom! Next I tried the different tingly, make you harder ones, but honestly after a while I just got sick of that latex smell. Finally I went for the lambskins just out of curiosity. Personally, I find lambskins to be way better than those thin sensation blah-blah-blah fancy condoms. They have a much more comfortable feel that I appreciate. I’ve definitely been converted into a skins-type, but I’ll go for the old latex condoms if ever I’m in a bind.

But let’s get back to these specially designed anal condoms! The advantages of this particular form are said to be the following: “1. Easy insertion method that positions and anchors the condom internally and 2. The tubular structure of the condom provides a natural internal liner for the penis in the internally lubricated condom.”

a other clear sex toy

Of course I’m a little sceptical due to bad experiences with over lubed condoms that slip off, but I’m so looking forward to give another rubber a try. These origami condoms are supposed to come out next year.

Even though condoms aren’t perfect, they’re still a part of my routine to lead a happy and healthy lifestyle. If anyone’s hears of any new contraceptives out there that I haven’t mentioned, be sure to hit me up.

I’d love an excuse to try something new!

Josh Ritter’s Facebook Drama

Published June 16, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Why he’s staying away from Messiah College

Josh Ritter | Gayfreefun

Wait a second, who in the world is Josh Ritter, anyways? Good question. Ritter is an American folk-rock singer-songwriter. Releasing his first album in 1999 the artist continues to gain attention having been named one of the 100 Greatest Living Songwriters by Paste Magazine back in 2006. As of late, Ritter is making news over his protest against Messiah College, a private Christian college and their anti-gay policy.

Ritter was invited to play at the Christian college as their Student Activities Board invites pop-culture artists for the purpose of entertainment. Over the past few years artists and bands have been hosted at the college such as  Bob Dylan, Counting Crows, Katy Perry, Chiddy Bang, Fun., Jack’s Mannequin, Ingrid Michaelson, Owl City, Brand New, Guster, Janelle Monáe, and Conor Oberst to name a few. 

Ritter can now add his name to the list, though I think he’d prefer if it weren’t there at all. Apparently after reaching Messiah College, he found out about the “Community Covenant” that all of their students are obligated to sign which includes homophobic content. Here’s what Ritter had to say about the college and their “Community Covenant”:

“…Today I was [in] Grantham, Pennsylvania, at Messiah College, and as I was doing a little digging about the place[.] I learned something that surprised and disappointed me.

Messiah College requires all students to sign a ‘Community Covenant’ promising to, among other things, ‘avoid such sinful practices as…homosexual behavior….’

This policy, which I see as exclusionary and bigoted, could not run more counter to my personal beliefs. If I had done my homework, and read about Messiah’s policies ahead of time, I would never have agreed to play there…”

Ritter did however play his show that night at the college and took the opportunity to talk to the students to “…encourage them to seek openness and change…”

While many have been quick to get out of their seats and applaud this grand jester, I for one will remain seated. Ritter knows that as a performer he is an influential figure for his fans and spectators which why when he sees something wrong, he speaks his mind.

The problem here is that Ritter is sending a mixed message, and comments on only a fraction of the information. First of all, let’s have a closer look at the “Community Covenant”.

community covenant

Under the heading Practical Implication and sub header entitled Scriptural Guidelines the college specifies some school expectations. The Christian college bases these rules on teachings from the bible which discourage any secular activities when they write: “…In contrast, we are to avoid such sinful practices as drunkenness, stealing, dishonesty, profanity, occult practices, sexual intercourse outside of marriage, homosexual behavior, and sexually exploitative or abusive behavior…”

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While I don’t personally agree with several of these restrictions, Ritter acknowledges the obvious problem with asking students to choose between their faith and their sexual orientation and habits in enforcing this document. So I have just a few questions for Ritter, if he against these rules, why does he choose to close the students off to his positive encouragements? If the college is open to have him perform at their college, shouldn’t he welcome to opportunity to be a positive influence?

Asking other artists to stay away from the college so that the students are less exposed to non-secular ideas will only cement old ideas and create a very homogenous flow of thought. It’s absurd that Ritter is complaining about closed minded people to which, he reacts by closing his eyes to others. Ritter, if you really care about the gay community, don’t turn your back on all of those students who need to hear from you. Make a difference by cutting all the drama and continuing to reach out to those students.

A Gay Man’s Sweet Tooth

Published June 14, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Why I love my sugar baby

Honesty, I don’t even like to think about the dark days that I used to go through before I started my new life as a gay sugar daddy, but I’m going to tell you anyways. So many people are quick to judge my lifestyle but it’s because they are jealous. They can see how happy I am and they just try to tear me down. Well, I give up on haters actually trying to understand me. For all of you who are curious, I’m going to tell you the secret to my success.

The key to my happiness is obvious: it’s my sugar baby, and I’m not ashamed to say it. That man treats me like I’m a king (actually that’s like my nick name!), he spoils me, but gives me a bit of tough love when I need it, too. So how did this gay king get so lucky? And how can you search for the perfect partner? The answer is the gay chat roulette!

How I found my Sugar Baby

sugar baby gayfreefunListen, I used to be down and out, looking for fun in all the wrong places. After a long and hard day at work I just wanted to spend time with someone who understood me. Someone who would ask me about my day and all that jazz, but the truth is I didn’t have anyone. Going to the night clubs every weekend was getting exhausting (not to mention, being unproductive the next day with a hangover!) with no guarantee that I’d find someone worth my time. That’s why on one particularly cold and boring Friday night I decided to have a look into meeting new people on the gay chat roulette that a buddy of mine told me about.

It was really exciting to look at picture after picture of seriously hot guys! I was so excited that when one tall and dark haired young man name Lorenzo invited me to join him on the webcam, I could not refuse.

I was so amazed that I was able to get in direct contact with this hottie that I was interested in, and the best part: he was interested in me too! I was overzealous the first night and stayed up all night fucking until I passed out. It was the best Friday night I’d had in years!

sugar daddy t shirt / gayfreefunLorenzo was my first, but certainly not my last. Basically, I’m at the point in my life where I need a little bit of stability. Like I said, I work hard, so I like to surround myself by the things that I enjoy. I soon realized (while I didn’t say it out loud) I wanted to be a sugar daddy. Money comes easy to me, but I can’t put a price tag on having hot sex with someone who adores me.

How I became a Sugar Daddy

I started out watching in on the gold shows just to check things out. You know, in the beginning I was still trying to figure things out, so it was great to see my guy’s reaction to being asked to do different things that I would have never even thought of!

Star_COCK

Like during this one show with Star_COCK, I picked him obviously for his amazing body, but as I watched the show I realized that there was a tenderness about him that was a huge turn on. Like when one viewer asked him to touch his chest, he smoothed his hands up the side of his tight stomach and then grabbed both pecks hard – I went crazy! He’s a sweetheart with a beautiful cock. Anyways, being a part of groups in the beginning got me confident enough to eventually go one on one with the guy who I now refer to as my sugar baby.

I guess you could say I’m sentimental, sticking with the guy who gave me my first private experience, but for me if it works, I say go with it! Going private is one of the best things I’ve ever done for myself. Like I said, I have the means to spoil myself, so I decided that I didn’t want to share my sugar baby with anyone else. Now my life is full, I’m happier and I have more energy when I get home because I’m getting all the sex I can handle!

So if you want my advice, I say stop roaming around wondering when you’ll land someone will be sexually compatible, available and also interested. You can get lucky and meet a hot, available partner on webcam to have sex that you don’t have to beg or buy dinner for… though it helps to have a sweet tooth 😉

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