Support our right to safe-sex
I just heard about a very smart proposal that has come from the good people in Sacramento, California that would require that all porn actors wear condoms and other protective gear. Now the porn industry is getting their panties in a bunch because they don’t want to impose condoms and infringe upon the open creativity of their lovely pornstars. Look, I don’t know what they’re referring to when they say “other protective gear” is, but if you want my reaction on condoms in porn, I’m all smiles!
I personally love using condoms. I love the different colours, flavours, sensations and smells. I love the feel, I love the taste… essentially I’m what you could call a rubber lover. So it really ruins my mood when I have to convince my partners to put one on. Seriously, it’s a big turn off.
Aside from the obvious reasons of protecting my body and my partner respecting that, like I said I love rubbers …maybe I have a latex fetish…but that’s another subject entirely. What I’m talking about here are condoms and why I would be – so over the moon if everyone jumped on the bandwagon with me! If the porn industry used condoms on camera, there’s no doubt in my mind that more people would use condoms. It would make this world would be a better place. For real, at the top of my head I can think of 5 reasons why the porn industry should move into the future making porn condom strong.
People would love using condoms! Let’s face it, condoms successfully deter a whole lot of nasty things that can be spread by having sex. So if everyone used condoms all the time – POOF! – There would be no more awkward moments of conversation with the person you’re hooking up with. It would simply be a question of putting on the glove and then get straight to the sexy part. And I do love that sex part!
- Condoms would become cheaper. I’m not the top economist or anything, but anyone who’s taken even your most basic economics class understands how supply and demand effect prices. Right now the global production of condoms is 15 billion units each year while only 750 million are being used. That means that there’s a whole lot of condoms that aren’t being used according to the projected amount. So if everyone started using condoms, the price would go down since the supply would no longer be exceeding demand if you consider that there’s over 7 billion people on earth… that means that people are either not using condoms that much or they are not having enough sex!
- Delay the heavy relationship talk. You know what I’m talking about. It’s when you meet that guy that makes you believe in couples again. You look into his eyes and you see your whole future together stretching out into infinity… yeah, that’s the first week of wonder-lust-drug-love but you don’t want to let him know how deep you’ve fallen… not right away anyways. So you cut off your little toy on the side, but has he? You don’t know and it’s too early to ask, and everything’s going so well you don’t want to ruin it, right? Then don’t. Keep using condoms and like the wise Bob Marley said, everything’s gonna be alright.
- Condom Scientists. If everyone starts wearing condoms, can you imagine the customization that might start happening? I know I’m a big fan of latex, but maybe that’s just because I’ve only ever compared latex to sheepskin (which by the way smells as good as it sounds – ewe!). But maybe there’s some other type of rubber we could end up playing with different designs… Ooo like this little beauty I found. Who knows where it could lead?
- Novelty condom wear. While I’m on the subject or original and unique condoms, let’s take it one step further! What if they started making all kinds of different condoms? Like a condom that could disguise the whole package, balls and all. I’ll tell you something, that would be just about the best damn game of Guess Who ever!
What I’m trying to say is that condoms are great fun and they also keep me safe so that I can keep having sex that keeps up with my lifestyle. Whatever the porn industry chooses, I just hope that they continue to protect their actors so that they can keep delivering deliciously sexy times.