Pump, Pump, Pump It Up!

Published June 20, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Turning up the volume on your penis size

I have been really intrigued about penis pumping for years. I even went to a few gay pride festivals and saw, with my own eyes, just what penis pumping, twisting, pulling and piercing can do – and I love it! I really think that aesthetically it generally looks really good.

penis strectch | jizzroulette penis piercing | jizzroulette

I can already hear some angry small penis bearers getting their panties in a bunch because I openly like the idea of penis pumping, but here’s the truth – I have a small to average size package myself. So believe me, I know that I am able to stun even the most sceptical with my average size because what I lack in size I make up for in quality sex techniques. But still, that doesn’t change the way I feel about looking at a big, beautiful package.

The way I see it, until the popularization of penis pumps, women and cross-dressers got to have all the fun. I mean they could alter their looks and make themselves look even more attractive by wearing makeup and high heels to enhance their natural beauty. Penis pumps give us guys a chance to do something fun and dress up our penis a bit, and that’s cool.

I’ve been looking for some info to get started in my penis enlarging efforts using a pump. I don’t personally know that many reliable sources that I could go to about this. As weird as this is going to sound it’s somehow easier to write about this stuff and share it with you guys rather than asking my buddies, “Hey, have you ever used a penis pump?”

I asked one acquaintance of mine but he took it as an insult. He fell over himself explaining that he didn’t need it and that he’s always been well hung without any help. Okay buddy, thanks for the help!

This is why I’m going to share what I’ve learned with you good people. I’m planning to start using the pump this weekend as a little sexy surprise treat to turn up the heat for my partner’s birthday. When he opens his gift and then my bigger gift I want him to be stunned by the size and beauty of my cock (and yes I will probably play Joe Budden’s “Pump It Up”, lol!).

Step 1: So, for starters I thought that I would only need a penis pump, but it turns out that there are several materials to get started. Here’s the quick list: penis pump, cock rings and lube (either water based or oil). In regards to the lube if the pumping is being done in a waterless place then water based is best. If however the pumping is done in the shower or some other wet environment, then the lube used should be oil based. For other helpful hints I would check out this guy’s blog that helped me a lot.

penis pump | jizzroulette cock bearing | jizzrouletteSwiss Navy Perfume | jizzroulette

Step 2: Take pictures or measurements before starting to document your growth and see if the pump is working. Apparently if done right, penis pumping actually feels great – double bonus!

digital camera | jizzroulette rule | jizzroulette

Step 3: Start using your pump about 3 weeks in advance of that date that you want to see results. The information varies for each product, but to me one week sounds unrealistic and if I average out amongst several pumps I would say anyone can see results in 3 weeks. When you start, you have to be dedicated and pump every day. Like I said, I read that if you’re doing it right, it should feel great!

Step 4: Don’t be overly ambitious. If you checked out that dude’s blog I mentioned earlier, there can be some painful side effects of being an overly ambitious pumper. Use lots of lube cause you’ve got to pamper your main man, and pump it up twice a day, aiming for growth of about a .25 inch every 2-3 weeks.

Step 5: If you’re pumping for a special occasion, lube up, pump it and lock it with a cock ring. A cock ring can work wonders by slowing the blood flow back to the rest of your body, and keeping the intensity where it needs to be: in the mighty sword.

weird cockring | jizzroulette hat and neck clip | jizzroulette

I’m hoping to find a cock ring that has a little bowtie on it and a matching miniature top hat for my guy’s b-day (it’s kind of an inside joke between us two). I don’t know why but somehow laughter is a big turn on with us – good match I guess! So, that’s pretty much, in a nut shell, exactly the steps I plan on following to prepare for the epic b-day surprise. Wish me luck!


Just the Right fit

Published June 18, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Getting the best protection for anal sex

As a sex experimentalist, I always keep my eyes open for new gadgets and toys. So as usual, today I was doing some research into the different contraceptives available and came across this article. This means that soon there’s going to be even options available – yay!

condom flowers field

I can’t tell which came first, the Bill Gates Foundation Grant, or Origami Condoms. In any case, this company has some pretty interesting ideas, even if at first I was apprehensive about their name (I was kind of scared at first when I thought of an erect penis being folded up into different shapes) but as I read about the company I realized that the name suits it well. They call themselves Origami Condoms because their condoms (right, not the penis – I guess I had a blond moment!) fold up. When you take these re-designed beauties out from their packages they actually fold out accordion-style. Wow, that sounds like music to my ears!

clear anal sex toy

I have to say that I’ve been using condoms for years, and every single condom that I’ve ever opened be it latex, lambskin, flavoured, ultra-thin, tingly, prickly- whatever the condom, I’m always disappointed that I have to roll that thing out – it’s like putting on tight swim cap! Oh, and God forbid that you start putting it on the wrong direction! It is, what can only be described as, a Pain!

condoms strings

Secondly, I was impressed by its bold statement of having the world’s first anal condom (insert heavenly singing here!). I have to tell you about this so you can fully understand my issue with not having ever used an anal condom. So, my partner and I really enjoy anal sex but we really struggled using condoms in the beginning. When I said earlier that I’ve tried them all, I really wasn’t joking. I left no rubber uncovered in my search for the right condom and while I managed to find something that suited us better… I’m still open to finding an upgrade.

colorized condoms

Everyone knows that with anal sex lots of lube goes a long way, so I started out with the extra lubed condoms, which frankly were really good at slipping off – thanks a lot for the protection, lame-ass condom! Next I tried the different tingly, make you harder ones, but honestly after a while I just got sick of that latex smell. Finally I went for the lambskins just out of curiosity. Personally, I find lambskins to be way better than those thin sensation blah-blah-blah fancy condoms. They have a much more comfortable feel that I appreciate. I’ve definitely been converted into a skins-type, but I’ll go for the old latex condoms if ever I’m in a bind.

But let’s get back to these specially designed anal condoms! The advantages of this particular form are said to be the following: “1. Easy insertion method that positions and anchors the condom internally and 2. The tubular structure of the condom provides a natural internal liner for the penis in the internally lubricated condom.”

a other clear sex toy

Of course I’m a little sceptical due to bad experiences with over lubed condoms that slip off, but I’m so looking forward to give another rubber a try. These origami condoms are supposed to come out next year.

Even though condoms aren’t perfect, they’re still a part of my routine to lead a happy and healthy lifestyle. If anyone’s hears of any new contraceptives out there that I haven’t mentioned, be sure to hit me up.

I’d love an excuse to try something new!

Josh Ritter’s Facebook Drama

Published June 16, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Why he’s staying away from Messiah College

Josh Ritter | Gayfreefun

Wait a second, who in the world is Josh Ritter, anyways? Good question. Ritter is an American folk-rock singer-songwriter. Releasing his first album in 1999 the artist continues to gain attention having been named one of the 100 Greatest Living Songwriters by Paste Magazine back in 2006. As of late, Ritter is making news over his protest against Messiah College, a private Christian college and their anti-gay policy.

Ritter was invited to play at the Christian college as their Student Activities Board invites pop-culture artists for the purpose of entertainment. Over the past few years artists and bands have been hosted at the college such as  Bob Dylan, Counting Crows, Katy Perry, Chiddy Bang, Fun., Jack’s Mannequin, Ingrid Michaelson, Owl City, Brand New, Guster, Janelle Monáe, and Conor Oberst to name a few. 

Ritter can now add his name to the list, though I think he’d prefer if it weren’t there at all. Apparently after reaching Messiah College, he found out about the “Community Covenant” that all of their students are obligated to sign which includes homophobic content. Here’s what Ritter had to say about the college and their “Community Covenant”:

“…Today I was [in] Grantham, Pennsylvania, at Messiah College, and as I was doing a little digging about the place[.] I learned something that surprised and disappointed me.

Messiah College requires all students to sign a ‘Community Covenant’ promising to, among other things, ‘avoid such sinful practices as…homosexual behavior….’

This policy, which I see as exclusionary and bigoted, could not run more counter to my personal beliefs. If I had done my homework, and read about Messiah’s policies ahead of time, I would never have agreed to play there…”

Ritter did however play his show that night at the college and took the opportunity to talk to the students to “…encourage them to seek openness and change…”

While many have been quick to get out of their seats and applaud this grand jester, I for one will remain seated. Ritter knows that as a performer he is an influential figure for his fans and spectators which why when he sees something wrong, he speaks his mind.

The problem here is that Ritter is sending a mixed message, and comments on only a fraction of the information. First of all, let’s have a closer look at the “Community Covenant”.

community covenant

Under the heading Practical Implication and sub header entitled Scriptural Guidelines the college specifies some school expectations. The Christian college bases these rules on teachings from the bible which discourage any secular activities when they write: “…In contrast, we are to avoid such sinful practices as drunkenness, stealing, dishonesty, profanity, occult practices, sexual intercourse outside of marriage, homosexual behavior, and sexually exploitative or abusive behavior…”

Messiah Colege sign | jizzrouletteholy bible | gayfreefun

While I don’t personally agree with several of these restrictions, Ritter acknowledges the obvious problem with asking students to choose between their faith and their sexual orientation and habits in enforcing this document. So I have just a few questions for Ritter, if he against these rules, why does he choose to close the students off to his positive encouragements? If the college is open to have him perform at their college, shouldn’t he welcome to opportunity to be a positive influence?

Asking other artists to stay away from the college so that the students are less exposed to non-secular ideas will only cement old ideas and create a very homogenous flow of thought. It’s absurd that Ritter is complaining about closed minded people to which, he reacts by closing his eyes to others. Ritter, if you really care about the gay community, don’t turn your back on all of those students who need to hear from you. Make a difference by cutting all the drama and continuing to reach out to those students.

A Gay Man’s Sweet Tooth

Published June 14, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Why I love my sugar baby

Honesty, I don’t even like to think about the dark days that I used to go through before I started my new life as a gay sugar daddy, but I’m going to tell you anyways. So many people are quick to judge my lifestyle but it’s because they are jealous. They can see how happy I am and they just try to tear me down. Well, I give up on haters actually trying to understand me. For all of you who are curious, I’m going to tell you the secret to my success.

The key to my happiness is obvious: it’s my sugar baby, and I’m not ashamed to say it. That man treats me like I’m a king (actually that’s like my nick name!), he spoils me, but gives me a bit of tough love when I need it, too. So how did this gay king get so lucky? And how can you search for the perfect partner? The answer is the gay chat roulette!

How I found my Sugar Baby

sugar baby gayfreefunListen, I used to be down and out, looking for fun in all the wrong places. After a long and hard day at work I just wanted to spend time with someone who understood me. Someone who would ask me about my day and all that jazz, but the truth is I didn’t have anyone. Going to the night clubs every weekend was getting exhausting (not to mention, being unproductive the next day with a hangover!) with no guarantee that I’d find someone worth my time. That’s why on one particularly cold and boring Friday night I decided to have a look into meeting new people on the gay chat roulette that a buddy of mine told me about.

It was really exciting to look at picture after picture of seriously hot guys! I was so excited that when one tall and dark haired young man name Lorenzo invited me to join him on the webcam, I could not refuse.

I was so amazed that I was able to get in direct contact with this hottie that I was interested in, and the best part: he was interested in me too! I was overzealous the first night and stayed up all night fucking until I passed out. It was the best Friday night I’d had in years!

sugar daddy t shirt / gayfreefunLorenzo was my first, but certainly not my last. Basically, I’m at the point in my life where I need a little bit of stability. Like I said, I work hard, so I like to surround myself by the things that I enjoy. I soon realized (while I didn’t say it out loud) I wanted to be a sugar daddy. Money comes easy to me, but I can’t put a price tag on having hot sex with someone who adores me.

How I became a Sugar Daddy

I started out watching in on the gold shows just to check things out. You know, in the beginning I was still trying to figure things out, so it was great to see my guy’s reaction to being asked to do different things that I would have never even thought of!


Like during this one show with Star_COCK, I picked him obviously for his amazing body, but as I watched the show I realized that there was a tenderness about him that was a huge turn on. Like when one viewer asked him to touch his chest, he smoothed his hands up the side of his tight stomach and then grabbed both pecks hard – I went crazy! He’s a sweetheart with a beautiful cock. Anyways, being a part of groups in the beginning got me confident enough to eventually go one on one with the guy who I now refer to as my sugar baby.

I guess you could say I’m sentimental, sticking with the guy who gave me my first private experience, but for me if it works, I say go with it! Going private is one of the best things I’ve ever done for myself. Like I said, I have the means to spoil myself, so I decided that I didn’t want to share my sugar baby with anyone else. Now my life is full, I’m happier and I have more energy when I get home because I’m getting all the sex I can handle!

So if you want my advice, I say stop roaming around wondering when you’ll land someone will be sexually compatible, available and also interested. You can get lucky and meet a hot, available partner on webcam to have sex that you don’t have to beg or buy dinner for… though it helps to have a sweet tooth 😉

5 Reasons Why Condoms should be used in the Porn Industry

Published June 10, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Support our right to safe-sex

Why use the condoms in the porn industryI just heard about a very smart proposal that has come from the good people in Sacramento, California that would require that all porn actors wear condoms and other protective gear. Now the porn industry is getting their panties in a bunch because they don’t want to impose condoms and infringe upon the open creativity of their lovely pornstars. Look, I don’t know what they’re referring to when they say “other protective gear” is, but if you want my reaction on condoms in porn, I’m all smiles!

I personally love using condoms. I love the different colours, flavours, sensations and smells. I love the feel, I love the taste… essentially I’m what you could call a rubber lover. So it really ruins my mood when I have to convince my partners to put one on. Seriously, it’s a big turn off.

Aside from the obvious reasons of protecting my body and my partner respecting that, like I said I love rubbers …maybe I have a latex fetish…but that’s another subject entirely. What I’m talking about here are condoms and why I would be – so over the moon if everyone jumped on the bandwagon with me! If the porn industry used condoms on camera, there’s no doubt in my mind that more people would use condoms. It would make this world would be a better place. For real, at the top of my head I can think of 5 reasons why the porn industry should move into the future making porn condom strong.

  1. heart condomPeople would love using condoms! Let’s face it, condoms successfully deter a whole lot of nasty things that can be spread by having sex. So if everyone used condoms all the time – POOF! – There would be no more awkward moments of conversation with the person you’re hooking up with. It would simply be a question of putting on the glove and then get straight to the sexy part. And I do love that sex part!

  1. Condoms would become cheaper. I’m not the top economist or anything, but anyone who’s taken even your most basic economics class understands how supply and demand effect prices. Right now the global production of condoms is 15 billion units each year while only 750 million are being used. That means that there’s a whole lot of condoms that aren’t being used according to the projected amount. So if everyone started using condoms, the price would go down since the supply would no longer be exceeding demand if you consider that there’s over 7 billion people on earth… that means that people are either not using condoms that much or they are not having enough sex!

money savings
  1. Delay the heavy relationship talk. You know what I’m talking about. It’s when you meet that guy that makes you believe in couples again. You look into his eyes and you see your whole future together stretching out into infinity… yeah, that’s the first week of wonder-lust-drug-love but you don’t want to let him know how deep you’ve fallen… not right away anyways. So you cut off your little toy on the side, but has he? You don’t know and it’s too early to ask, and everything’s going so well you don’t want to ruin it, right? Then don’t. Keep using condoms and like the wise Bob Marley said, everything’s gonna be alright.
beginning relationship
  1. condom magic trickCondom Scientists. If everyone starts wearing condoms, can you imagine the customization that might start happening? I know I’m a big fan of latex, but maybe that’s just because I’ve only ever compared latex to sheepskin (which by the way smells as good as it sounds – ewe!). But maybe there’s some other type of rubber we could end up playing with different designs… Ooo like this little beauty I found. Who knows where it could lead?

  1. Novelty condom wear. While I’m on the subject or original and unique condoms, let’s take it one step further! What if they started making all kinds of different condoms? Like a condom that could disguise the whole package, balls and all. I’ll tell you something, that would be just about the best damn game of Guess Who ever!
funny nose and glasses

What I’m trying to say is that condoms are great fun and they also keep me safe so that I can keep having sex that keeps up with my lifestyle. Whatever the porn industry chooses, I just hope that they continue to protect their actors so that they can keep delivering deliciously sexy times.

10 reasons it’s cool to find out your ultra-macho dad is gay

Published March 22, 2013 by Gay Free Fun

Many years ago, to my mothers and my family’s dismay, my dad made an announcement that changed our lives forever. I will always remember that fateful morning when both my parents called me downstairs for a talk. I slowly scattered down the stairs thinking I was probably going to get hell because I had omitted to do my chores…again. My dad was not an easy dad. He was pretty hard on me and always had his way of making me feel like shit when I did something wrong. He was the macho type who whistled at girls on the street and always played tough.  Never in a million years could I have prepared for what was coming next.

When I saw my mother’s face I could see she had been crying.  I felt confused. Was I in trouble or was she? I looked over at my dad who was not his usual stubborn and strong self. He seemed exhausted, angry and sad. I had never seen my parents like this. Suddenly I felt sick. My scrambled eggs made their way right back from where they came from as I tried hard to swallow them down again. Had someone died? Why where they just staring at me without saying a word? I sat down and we all just sat there in silence for what seemed like an eternity.

Depressed Teenager

Depressed Teenager

Finally my dad spoke up. His voice was trembling and he wasn’t his usual secure capable self.  As the first words came out of his mouth my ears started humming louder. I did not want to hear what was coming. I knew something was off, I could feel it all the way down to my toes. It wasn’t like them. My mom could hardly look at my dad and kept staring at her hands. I felt sick. I knew my world was about to change but I didn’t know how. I felt like a kid again and all I wanted to do was cover my ears and yell “la la la la la Ia I can’t hear you” just like a child would do. I wasn’t a child anymore and I knew that I couldn’t so I just sat there staring at my dad who wasn’t making any sense at all.  For the first time in my life I saw my ultra-macho dad in a whole new light. My dad, the strongest and most macho man I ever knew was now standing before me looking insecure and scared. My mom, the usually smiling light of my life just sat there lifeless only sometimes looking in my direction through her wet eyes.

Then he dropped the bomb. “Dad is leaving. Your mom and I are getting a divorce” ok, it wouldn’t be easy but I could deal with that, all my friends had divorced parents “oh and I’m gay. Do you know what that means?” You have got to be fucking kidding me I thought. This has got to be a joke. There is no way in hell my ultra-macho dad is gay. It has to be a mistake. “Do you know what it means?” I asked him. “Of course I know, and I know it’s going to be hard to deal with at first but we will get through this.”

WTF was happening? I didn’t know what to do or what to say. I felt at a loss for words. Was he joking, could he be? My mother was crying now and I felt for her. 23 years of marriage to a gay man. Wow, how amazingly awful she must feel. I looked at my dad and could see he was completely serious and looked on the verge of exploding. This was no laughing matter. Those scrambled eggs again, there they were, threatening to jump up at me and throw themselves at my feet. I didn’t know what to say or what to do. I felt lost. I did not know how to handle the situation. I wanted to crawl into a little hole and curl up until someone told me it was all just a horrible dream. Unfortunately it wasn’t. I pinched myself and the searing pain showed me it was all real, too real. I just sat there, lifeless, motionless. My dad looking at me, expecting something and I gave him nothing. I was angry, sad, confused. 

Happy married old couple

Happy married old couple

Now many years later I understand and have had more than just a chat with my now fully gay dad. He’s happier than he’s ever been and my mom who I always thought was satisfied with life is now a radiant confident woman since she has met a man that satisfies all her needs and desires. I now have parents that are happier than ever and who have grown to be great friends. They have had a good life together but have since then moved on to bigger better things. I’m happy for them and most of all I’m happy for me. There are so many cool reasons of finding out your ultra-macho dad is gay I can’t start to enumerate them all. Here are simply a few of these reasons why I love that my dad is gay.

Happy Gay Couple Holding Hands Openly

Happy Gay Couple Holding Hands Openly


  1. Now, if he calls me a faggot I can answer “ No you are”

    2. I get extra gifts on my birthday, holidays and just anytime they feel like it.

    3. I get  2 new awesome dads

    4. No one cares that he’s gay because he’s a wrestler and can kick all off my friend’s   dad’s asses.

     5. Family parties are now so much gayer, better food better décor better everything.

     6. I am finally be well dressed and have learnt good manners

     7. I don’t have to look forward to a future sex talk with dad unless I suddenly become gay

Weird Gay Face

Weird Gay Face

     8.  I  finally understood the movie Brokeback mountain

    9. I have a perfectly ripped dad with great taste in just about everything.

    10. My dad does not and will never flirt with any of my girlfriends. 


As you can see, having a gay dad is not at all as bad as I had imagined it. I now have a perfectly happy family and two new amazing dads who will do anything to be loved by me (which I do but don’t tell them, it will just ruin things for me! I like the extra attention) A happy family is more important than a straight dad. You can’t put a price on that and I’d rather see both my parents smile with love when looking at their partners than simply sharing a stable and unhappy life. Love comes in many shapes, sizes and is sometimes where you least expect it, but once you’ve found it, whatever the consequences, you can’t turn away from it. It’s love after all even if it’s gay.


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